You dog

After a long and loyal relationship, I cheated today. I had a craving, I had the opportunity to feed it, and I did. I have a semblance of guilt. But it was worth it.

I mean, Gray's Papaya has been good to me. The hotdogs have just the right snap, the bun lightly grilled, the mustard just right. But today I was near Chelsea Papaya. It called to me. Hotdogs ... hotdogs ... hotdogs. And I succumbed. And I found out Chelsea Papaya has one thing Gray's doesn't -- relish. It was my undoing.

I stepped out. I did. Color me scarlet.