In the cards

Went to buy my cousin a birthday card at CVS today. He happens to be a nice guy with a smart sense of humor, so I was hoping for something clever.

I was dismayed to find almost every single funny card in the section that said "guy" was about beer. The fun of drinking too much of it. The fantasy of having it pumped in by IV. Yada, yada, yada.

Uh, hello. This is my choice? Beer or beer? Frat humor or frat humor?

The grownup men of the world should rise up in revolt.